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| This site will eventually include a review of the best in all things, Chris Morris, Danny Baker, Ali G and NUFC. Got any suggestions, then write them on a sock and send them to [email protected] and I might put them on the website if they are half decent and you do not possess an illegal haircut. Coming soon, at the request of Richard Maitland, the best of the Blue Jam lists. Including the top ten clubs this weekend, e.g. 'it's 6ft tall night at the Fuzzy Bender in Cardiff, entrance is free if you turn up with a haircut or let the bouncers lamp you one as you go in. With Catatonia's Cerys ironing bees in the background; nicely understated that. Alright. Also, my brother wants to know who that the fat bloke is on Beck Hanson's new video as he was also in the Foo Fighters recent effort. Help if you know who this chancer is. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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People ask why I like Baker, he of terrible early 90s programmes such as Win, Lose or Draw. As his football videos and show on Virgin Radio (10-1 Sundays) will testify, he is one of the lads. Visit www.dannybaker.force9.co.uk for all Danny Baker related Hoopla. Send me an email with your favourite Danny Baker quote and I'll put them on the website. Here's some to start with: Aye, Aye Baldy, I'd have said so; Your bald, get a wig; Wrong way Bonzo. Thanks to Gareth Walker for these quotes - David Smith, David Smith, can't seem to place a David Smith - Pulled a bloomer, made himself look like a bit of cheese - Keith Curle's a close personal friend of mine and I happen to know he's laughing along with that - The steady hand of Kilcline at the tiller - No that's not the key, that's not the key - Neil Ruddock's renowned for his one touch football, and all together now, that's all the touches he needed on that one -The last thing that Neil Pointon needs is a lecture, especially from a goalkeeper with an equally proposturous moustache BAKER TRIVIA: As Baker says, the people out there, they love the quizzes. Here's an easy question to start with Q. Adolf and Rudolph were brothers who did not speak for the last 30 years of their lives. 9 out of 10 of us have their products at home. But what two huge companies did they set up respectively? An air pie with no crust for every correct answer.A. It was of course the Dassler brothers. Adolf or ADI DASsler set up adidas and his brother set up Puma. Great. A new question from the Baker trivia files - Q. One member of the pilot show of Mony Python was sacked. He went on to be richer and famous than the rest of them. But who is the lost member of Monty Python? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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